Sunday, May 18, 2008

Survivor

Ok I need all of my loyal readers help. I know that there is only like 3 of you that read this but if you do I need your input. I have been a survivor fan since the show started. My wife has told me for years I should apply. So I finally decided to do it! I feel like if I can get an interview I can get it. I mean if you know me you would know that I would be the best personality they have ever had! Hey don’t laugh the only thing I got is personality I am not going to get it because I am the eye candy! To get an interview I need a good video! So I need ideas fire them out there all 3 of you!

Tuesday, May 6, 2008

151

Ok so my good friend Pam wrote 150 things about herself. I like competition so here is 151 things about myself. Take that Pam!

1. I was born in Newton KS.
2. I have one sister
3. We didn’t grow up together
4. I lived with my dad most of my childhood
5. I have had the nick name Vern since 5th grade
6. Most people in my home town still call me Vern
7. My wife calls me Vern
8. The guy who did our wedding married Vern and Amanda
9. I dated some in high school
10. I married the only girl I ever loved
11. I once lost 100lbs
12. Then I gained 65lbs back
13.I don’t like green beans
14. I can only think of about for vegetables I do like
15. Bananas can kill me if I eat to many of them
16. I love politics
18. I love to read
19. But I didn’t do it till 3rd grade
20. I have dyslexia (ha ha I think I spelled that wrong) that’s funny
21. I have been married for almost 14 years
22. I love football
23. I am a huge OU fan
24. Huge Oakland Raiders fan
25. I am a LA Lakers fan
26. Huge KC Royals fan
27. I once had a teacher tell me I could never go to college
28. Now I have two degrees
29. I graduated 156 out 158 of my high school class
30. I am pretty sure 157 and 158 didn’t graduate
31. I feel like I can have a conversation on any topic
32. I love to have popcorn for dinner
33. I think any food that is deep fat fried is worth at least trying
34. I think blue cheese is the sickest think in the world
35. I hate to shave
36. If I could I would grow a ZZ top beard
37. I have always wanted to be a rock star
38. Except I can't play anything
39. I once took guitar lesson for two weeks
40. I am took from a girl that I liked brother
41. When she said she didn’t like me I quite
42. I have live in my mother-in-laws basement twice
43. Nether time worked out so hot
44. I can be a very serious person sometimes
45. Very serious people creep me out
46. So I creep myself out sometimes
47. I used to want to be a cop
48. The problem is I didn’t want to get shot
49. If I was 20 again I think I would be a UFC fighter
50. I am freaked out my head lice
51. and skunks
52. I believe the being cool is a state of mind.
53. I have always thought I was cool there fore I am
54. Anyone no matter how much I love them gets under my skin if I am around them to much
55. I am very comfortable with conflict
56. I am not comfortable if people don’t like me
57. Being lazy is a big fear of mine
58. I hate eggnog
59. I hate anything with eggs in them that I can taste
60,I don’t like hotdogs
61. Or mac and cheese
62. I proposed to Amanda in a car
63. During a fight
64. When I think about it I am lucky Amanda even married me
65. I chew my finger nails
66. I talk to myself a lot
67. I still day dream a lot
68. If I am not organized I feel lost
69. I love pizza
70. but only if its pizza hut
71. I slept with my stuffed dog until I was 13
72. I slept with a night light until 14
73. I can’t sleep unless the TV is on
74. I wake up in the morning and I have sports center memorized
75. I don’t like silence
76. I think I talk way to much
77. I have always wanted to ride a bull
78. and skydive
79. I want a Harley
80. and a hummer
81. I miss my hot tub at my old house
82. I have always wanted to dye my hair black
83. I had my ear pierced for 4 years
84. I took it out when my youth minister said I would never be a youth minister if I left it in
85. I thought I was going to die on the highway today
86. Thank goodness I didn’t
87. I coached Derek’s football team for three years
88. Noah’s for one year
89. I still get lost in Norman
90. I still got lost in Edmond before I moved
91. I learned how to drive at 14
92. My dad let me drive by myself at 15
93. I once had a snake put on me while a slept
94. I used to smoke at least a 1/2 pack a day ( The was a lot of years ago)
95. I went to prom two times with my wife
96. Once when we were married
97. I was married my Sr. year of high school
98. I moved to Oklahoma without a job
99. I had only been on a plane once in my life before I went to college
100. I really want to go to England
101. I want go got to the Olympics someday
102. I was a state qualifier in the Shot Put in High School
103. I used to work at a grocery story
104. I used to be afraid of heights
105. I am not any more
106. I try to be nice to most people
107. I went to high school with a guy who is in the WWE
108. I love history
109. Most of all WWII history
110. I had allergies really bad as a kid
111. I used to take shots for them
112. When I was in the 3rd grade they thought I had a tumor in my leg
113. They thought they were going to have to cut it off
114. Then they found out is was a nerve problem
115. I have a son named Derek
116. Son named Noah
Wife named Amanda
118. I call her Manda
119. My mother-in-law asked me what my “sign” was when I picked up Manda for our first date
120. I like to fish
121. But I never go
122. I like to hunt
123. But I haven’t done it in years
124. My friends and I thought we were going to rob an armored car when we were teens
125. We never did
126. One teacher told me I would be most likely to go to prison
127. I never did
128. I have worked with teens longer then I have done anything else in my life
129. Having a teenage son is tougher then working with teens
130. I love to wrestle with my boys
131. I usually get hurt when I do
132. I think I want to run a marathon
133. But I don’t want to run today
134. I think I have a chest cold
135. I like to pop zits
136. I hate dressing up
137. I like to ware hats
138. but they make my head itch
139. I like to shave my head from time to time
140. I once got infected hair follicles
141. Because I put baby oil on my head
142. I have 8 people in ministry now that used to be my interns
143. My cell phone went off while preaching my wife’s grandpa’s funeral
144. I have only lived in two states
145. I used to have a mustache
146. I had a mustache in the 8th grade
147. I used to love tennis
148. Now I hate it
149. I am really good at ping pong
150. I used to hang from trees as a kid to get taller
151. I had the same best friend from 1st grade till high school graduation